have you ever thought it would be funny to see your friend unwittingly run headfirst into a room with a huntsman, and very nearly soil themselves in their attempt to sneak away undetected?

what about you, have you ever wanted to look someone dead in the eyes, and dare them to keep a straight face as you let one rip?

well, thanks to the Taxman's (questionable) decision to assemble semibots with an auxiliary speaker in their behinds, now you can!

with this mod installed, every time you—or anyone near you—crouches, you'll hear one of four (count 'em, FOUR!) different royalty-free flatulence sounds!

plus, if you're one of those goobers who likes to rummage about within their plugin files, you could look into this mod to find the folder that houses these sounds—and add or remove them as you please! the mod includes four files, but it should support as many as your heart desires! (so long as there is at least one)

…they don't even have to be fart sounds, you can really add any .ogg file you want, and this mod will play them when you sneak—just be aware that R.E.P.O. tends to cut crouch sounds off pretty quick. i plan to update this mod to override that in the near future, but until then, do plan your sound design around that!

in case it wasn't GLARINGLY obvious, this is a gag mod. i decided to take a break from a different mod i was making, to indulge an intrusive thought

i thought it would be easy.

it was not easy.

this stupid mod still took eight hours of non-stop work, and now it is half six in the morning. i stayed up all night, committing to this dumb bit

but if this mod makes just a handful of people laugh, i'll consider that a win <3