Absurd Arsenal

1178 new ROUNDS cards: memes, trolls, gambling, office hell, cursed food, unhinged animals, gamer rage, household disasters, cosmic nonsense, block-game and pocket-monster jokes, and one card that has no business existing.

• 16 Summons: minions that fight for you all round: spark sprites, hellhounds, exploding imps, healing fairies, fire elementals, frost wisps, attack drones, vampire bats, ghosts, pet rocks and a guardian angel.
• 17 Spells, cast with block: fireball, ice lance, arcane missiles, void orb, ball lightning, polymorph, petrify, banish, time warp, starfall and more.
• Heavy Weapons pack: rocket and grenade launchers, cluster and sticky bombs, mini-nukes, flamethrowers, tesla coils, black hole guns, sentry guns, mine layers and death rays.
• Impact payloads: bullets explode, freeze, burn, poison, chain lightning or open black holes where they land, on walls and floors too.
• Every card has a Wild bonus: one extra trait from a pool of 47, shown on the card. Fire trails, ricochets that seek enemies, satellite bullets, wall tunneling, imps on block, meteor timers, revenge zaps and more.
• Legendary cards (47): the most absurd cards are usually rerolled when offered, so they turn up about a third as often as a normal Rare. Big stuff like orbital lasers, homing and summons is Rare or Uncommon, so games build up instead of exploding in round one.
• Spectacle pack: 16 flashy block cards plus ion cannons, lighthouse lasers, tornadoes, volcanoes, tsunamis, spirit bombs, comets, dragons, mirror clones, time stop and a black sun.
• Every card has its own look: a signature color, shockwave shape and particle style.
• Splitters pack: bullets that split mid-flight into fans, rings, homing hydras, fractals that split again, and shard fountains. Shards can explode, chain lightning, freeze, burn or pull.
• Wildcards pack: Pinball Prophet, Satellite Array, Shrapnel Storm, Drill Rounds, Mole Machine, Imp Express, Chaos Engine and more.
• Bullets that do things: homing, boomerang, wavy, zigzag, spiral, orbiting, stop-and-go and accelerating shots.
• On-hit and on-kill effects: burn, poison, bleed, wither, freeze, chill, hex, marks, leech, chain lightning and executions.
• Things left on the map: black holes, mines, turrets, saw blades, burning auras, slowing puddles and healing fields.
• Strikes from above: meteors, airstrikes, orbital lasers, lightning, meteor showers and fireworks.
• Retaliation: "when hit" effects now target whoever hit you.
• Unhinged pack: 30 cards with no business existing: Bullet Hell, Infinite Imps, Nuclear Option, Black Hole Machine Gun, God Mode and more.
• Everything is tuned for chaos: effects hit hard, trigger often, and timed effects come around faster than the card text says.
• Vorgath the Undying is exactly as unfair as it sounds.
• Turn individual cards on or off from the game's normal card toggle menu.
• Everyone in a multiplayer lobby needs the same version of the mod.

Cards use the default blank art. Effects come with their own particles: explosions with sparks, smoke and embers, glowing trails on rockets and spells, swirling black holes, burning, toxic and icy fields, and a distinct shape for every summon.

Unofficial fan-made parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the owners of any game or brand referenced on a card.