CodeRotCards

Created with DeckSmith

The name says it all

Cards

Heath P Warren

Feel your legs evolve as you transform into the swift Heath Warren. His overwhelming speed blitzed him to the title Fastest in year 11. Cursed with bad luck.

• Movement Speed +250%
• Luck -20
• Attack Speed -20%

Thomas Garden

You develop a false sense of strength gluttonously devouring 6500 calories daily. Despite its slowing effects, your flabs grant you bonus abilities.

• Health +40%
• Damage +80%
• Movement Speed -50%
• Luck +40

Evil Reef

Reef discovers hypercaty. Distraught, he resorts to violence in an attempt to quench his thirst for blood.

• Damage +90%
• Health +20%
• Bounces +6
• Movement Speed +40%
• Bullet Speed -50%

Piece of shit cow

You are an asshole. Whether it be biting hands, clobbering the other cows, or pushing the smaller calves onto the electric fence, you never fail to be a complete dickhead.

• Damage +30%
• Attack Speed -60%
• Health -20%
• Movement Speed -20%
• Ammunition +7

OP

Yup Yup Yup Yup Yup, I knew it. Your IQ plummets, and along with it, goes Heath P Warren. May God save us all.

• Damage +20%
• Reload Time -50%
• Luck -20
• Health -20%

Passive Reef

Reef is cool, calm, and collected. He excels in catching rabbits and small sheep. Unfortunately, one hit by a car and he's done for.

• Damage +80%
• Reload Time -70%
• Movement Speed +70%
• Health -60%
• Luck +50

CODE ROT

Yup Yup Yup Yup. I fucking knew it holy fuck thats fucking code rot. May God Save our souls.

• Damage +60%
• Time Between Bullets -0.5 seconds
• Bounces +15
• Reload Time +100%

Demonic Piece of Shit Cow

As he collects the souls of innocent calves, the Demonic Piece of Shit Cow evolves into a beast beyond comprehension. It grows so powerful that no other cow can rival it.

• Damage +150%
• Health +250%
• Movement Speed -60%
• Reload Time +150%

Reef Almighty

Beware

• Damage +300%
• Health +150%
• Attack Speed -50%
• Movement Speed +80%
• Reload Time +200%
• Ammunition -10
• Bullet Speed -70%
• Projectiles +10
• Luck +40
• Poison Bullets

Harrison Pisshead

Pathological Underachiever who, despite his tall stature, bounces around friend groups like a horny ping pong ball

• Damage -10%
• Ammunition -2
• Bounces +10
• Health -10%

Cocoa The Pussy

Cocoa is a domestic pussy. Unlike the savage, deadly counterpart reef, Cocoa only relies on her persistent screeching and appearance. Passive pussy.

• Damage -10%
• Movement Speed +80%
• Attack Speed -30%
• Ammunition -3

Luca the mog

With unmatched versatility and self-confidence, luca wiggles his way into any friend group. Unfortunately, he is a loser and is bald.

• Reload Time -40%
• Projectiles +3
• Health +20%
• Luck -25

Angelic Heath

After years of relentless torture, Heath evolves into his true released divine form. Blessed with Gods conviction and the mercy of the heavens, Heath lives in prosperity for centuries.

• Health +50%
• Attack Speed -70%
• Reload Time -70%
• Luck +25
• Damage -40%
• Ammunition -3

Prepubescent Jolliffe

Wow awesome he got a gimmick award nobody gives a flying Heath. Pure luck

• Luck +85
• Health -70%
• Damage -30%

Naughty Heath

Careful. He bites. Hard.

• Damage +100%
• Bullet Speed -70%
• Movement Speed +50%

DUMBASS

Haha Stupid ass thought he was smooth but in reality he is just a loser. Prick. Make other players fatter just by hanging around them

• Enemy Size Per Hit +30%
• Attack Speed -90%
• Damage -90%

Peter Lizard

Peter Lizard cowers in fear and drops his tail off at the sound of a fart. He is slimy af tho and can survive situations that should have meant iminent death.

• Health +20%
• Extra Lives +1
• Luck +15
• Damage -30%
• Attack Speed +30%

Adowable widdle baba

ZZZ

• Health +70%
• Movement Speed -20%
• Bounces +8

King Peter Lizerd

Fear him because he is evil and bad

• Damage +70%
• Poison Bullets
• Movement Speed +50%
• Damage/sec Standing Still +35%
• Enemy Size Per Hit +10%
• Attack Speed +40%

Thats feel when bro hack

That feeling when bro hack you dog so you hack him opsec but bro dog hack

• Damage -70%
• Health +40%
• Ammunition +20
• Enemy Size Per Hit +60%
• Swap Places Every block
• Attack Speed -90%